teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

thegrlnxtdoorandhergingerfriend:

My AP euro teacher wouldn’t let our class watch Les Mis so we barricaded the door and screamed “VIVE LA REVOLUCIÓN” when he tried to get in.

thegrlnxtdoorandhergingerfriend:

My AP euro teacher wouldn’t let our class watch Les Mis so we barricaded the door and screamed “VIVE LA REVOLUCIÓN” when he tried to get in.

shadowrawrs:

strawberrydaydreams:

do you ever hate someone so much but you don’t even have a valid reason

you’re just like

no

And then they give you a reason and its like

image

cowboybeboop:

viste:

cowboybeboop:

reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it 

IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST

only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan. get off our website yahooligan!

cockringtoss:

don’t fail me now mr. president

cockringtoss:

don’t fail me now mr. president

lizthefangirl:

asphyxion:

i went to a high school where they played jeopardy music when you had about 30 seconds to get to class and i shit you not best part of the day was seeing kids sprinting to class with this music playing

whaT FREAKING HIGH SCHOOL WAS THAT

Ten days until I leave for Houston to see Darren Cris….

rabbit-hearted-lioness:

milkydayy:

i know everyones freaking out about yahoo buying tumblr but maybe just maybe its the beggining of something

image

Well, you’ve got my attention….


Soooooo, this is my geometry project…

Basically, I have to pick out a theme (which is obviously Glee), and I find twenty vocabulary terms from anytime throughout the school year, and I find a picture relating to my theme, highlight it in the picture, and list the definition.
Ex 1:

Right Angle: An angle of 90 degrees[insert Glee loser sign here, plus a drawn in outline of where the 90 degree angle is]

Ex 2:

___ triangle:[insert Blein’s eyebrows here]

Soooooo, this is my geometry project…

Basically, I have to pick out a theme (which is obviously Glee), and I find twenty vocabulary terms from anytime throughout the school year, and I find a picture relating to my theme, highlight it in the picture, and list the definition.

Ex 1:

Right Angle: An angle of 90 degrees
[insert Glee loser sign here, plus a drawn in outline of where the 90 degree angle is]

Ex 2:

___ triangle:
[insert Blein’s eyebrows here]

Ohhh, CrissColfer….

I’ve been gone for like 5ever, and WITHOUT giving any Glee spoilers for anything after the Xmas episode, can someone explain to me what this CrissColfer riot is all about?

If it’s long, please leave it in my ask box, or in my submit box.

Please?

itsaterribleprivelage:

heroingranola:

   son

no
i must dance

itsaterribleprivelage:

heroingranola:

   son

no

i must dance

So my laptop is in intensive care, and my grandpa is installing a new keyboard (because he's not just a grandpa; he's a cool engineer grandpa.)
G: I need your password.
Me: is it working!?
G: the keyboard hasn't come in, but I'm testing if it'll read a USB keyboard.
Me: Oh..
My thoughts: omgomgomg my username is blein glayerson, omgomgomg...
G: you can change it when you get it back.
Me: *says password*
My thoughts: omg please don't let there be gay stuff up, or any rp, or--
G: Alrighty, I'm in.
Me: Great!
My thoughts: nO.
G: Okay, I'm just gonna test the keyboard here, and I'll give you a call back.
Me: okay! No rush!
My thoughts: hURRY UP, i DON'T WANT TO WAIT ANXIOUSLY
*two hours later*
G: hey, so I was testing out the USB keyboard, and--
My thoughts: hE FOUND SOMETHING
G: I opened up, erm.. What is it called...
My thoughts: please don't be gay, please don't be gay, please don't be gay...
G: Libre office! The word processor!
Me: Oh!
My thoughts: okay. So far so good..
G: And I was testing it out.. And this screen popped up for--
My thoughts: oH GOD ALL MY RPS ARE SAVED ON THERE
G: Which type of new document I wanted to create, and--
My thoughts: omg.
G: and I pressed this button, and then--
My thoughts: Why
G: The keyboard on your laptop was reading that the M button was being pressed, and it started going crazy.
Me: Oh!
My thoughts: let me die
Me: yeah, that's what it was doing before.
G: so hopefully -- fingers crossed -- a new keyboard will do some good.
Me: knock on wood!
My thoughts: is there anyone out there, cus it's getting harder and harder to breathe.